1 00:00:09,030 --> 00:00:10,030 Bugger it. 2 00:00:11,070 --> 00:00:12,070 Arthur! 3 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:07,609 What happened? 4 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:09,030 Where's the fire? Are you okay? 5 00:01:09,290 --> 00:01:10,850 She's broken, Arthur. 6 00:01:11,770 --> 00:01:13,590 Snapped like Kit Kat's fingers. 7 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:15,030 Oh, what the hell, Mum? 8 00:01:15,990 --> 00:01:17,750 You ruined a perfectly good take. 9 00:01:19,650 --> 00:01:21,130 Where did you even get a cigarette from? 10 00:01:21,430 --> 00:01:24,810 You remember when I caught you and your sister smoking behind the laundry. 11 00:01:25,030 --> 00:01:27,490 Well, you're not the only one with hiding places. 12 00:01:28,350 --> 00:01:29,450 Come on, give me that. 13 00:01:30,610 --> 00:01:35,370 Oh, your father had a moustache when we first met. 14 00:01:36,399 --> 00:01:37,399 Brave choice. 15 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,760 I'm just glad to see you're finally grieving. 16 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:43,620 Not grieving. 17 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:47,380 Mum, I was reviewing seven types of razors. I only got up to number five. 18 00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:51,740 Oh, yes. God forbid you take after your father with anything. 19 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:57,820 Facial hair, marriage, running the restaurant that he left for you. I don't 20 00:01:57,820 --> 00:01:59,940 time for restaurant guilt right now, okay? 21 00:02:01,220 --> 00:02:02,780 I'm stop launching my website. 22 00:02:03,820 --> 00:02:09,620 I'm seeing Dee for the first time since, you know, it's a big day for both of 23 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:13,120 us. Yes, that's right. The old people come. 24 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,320 Well, let me tell you, Arthur, I do not have the capacity. 25 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:20,320 Your sister's coming over. I've got cooking to do. 26 00:02:20,860 --> 00:02:23,140 God's waiting room. We'll have to wait. 27 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:27,960 It's an assisted living village, Mum, and it's just a tour. And I knew young 28 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,800 who did a tour of Vietnam, Arthur. 29 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:31,420 They never returned. 30 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:36,400 This place has happy hour. Yeah, and I bet the other 23 are just miserable. 31 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,300 Come on, get dressed. 32 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,800 We need to go now. You're not kicking me out of my own home, Arthur. 33 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:45,900 If anything, I should be kicking you out. 34 00:02:46,220 --> 00:02:47,420 Is that a promise? 35 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,660 Arthur, boy, how dare you. 36 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:54,880 Come on, Mum. 37 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,660 We talked about this. 38 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,200 I was only ever going to stay here until we found you a new... 39 00:03:01,610 --> 00:03:03,830 Arrangement. This one ticks all the boxes. 40 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:05,330 It's time. 41 00:03:06,050 --> 00:03:10,590 Over my dead body. 42 00:03:30,730 --> 00:03:32,130 Well, that's a cry for help. 43 00:03:32,810 --> 00:03:33,810 Numo, who dis? 44 00:03:35,230 --> 00:03:39,110 You two need to get out. I have a potential buyer coming in ten minutes. 45 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:41,390 Um, sorry, are you crazy? 46 00:03:41,590 --> 00:03:43,530 Mum's only just wrapped her head around the idea of moving. 47 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:47,710 Gosh, I wish you weren't so allergic to money, Arthur. Just get her out. Is that 48 00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:52,710 my darling Robbie? Oh, looking great, Mum. Mum, put some clothes on. Have you 49 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:53,409 lost weight? 50 00:03:53,410 --> 00:03:54,410 Well, yes. 51 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:57,830 You know the old people's home at West Hillcloth. 52 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,220 They found maggots in their mouths, Robbie. 53 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,460 I must look good for the maggots. 54 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:15,180 Yeah. Good luck with that. Just get her dressed and scram before a potential 55 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:16,159 buyer comes. 56 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:21,899 Oh, and before I forget... Happy birthday. 57 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:23,260 Shh! 58 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:24,660 Don't tell Mom it's my birthday. 59 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:25,960 She forgot. 60 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:28,740 You shouldn't test her, Arthur. 61 00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:33,580 She'll feel like we're ganging up on her. I'm not testing her. I just... I 62 00:04:33,580 --> 00:04:34,519 to know. 63 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:35,520 For me, okay? 64 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:37,200 There's no glue here. 65 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:38,860 You didn't ask for glue. 66 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,480 Yes, I did. I sent you a message. 67 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Okay. 68 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,620 Now it's sent. 69 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:50,940 Mum, you just sent that to me. 70 00:04:53,010 --> 00:04:56,110 Remember to get some glue. Also, warning, Arthur acting strange. 71 00:04:56,550 --> 00:04:57,550 Mum, what the hell? 72 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,530 Oh, well, you needed to hear it. 73 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:02,470 He's seeing Dee today. 74 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,210 A business meeting, Mum. 75 00:05:05,490 --> 00:05:09,530 Oh, baby, bro, if you're crawling back to Dee, I wouldn't deal with that dead 76 00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:13,510 animal across your lip. Looks like a hairy reducer clear sticker. Oh, hey, 77 00:05:13,510 --> 00:05:17,130 on, that's facism. You're both being facists. Now, please, let's go, all 78 00:05:17,590 --> 00:05:19,830 Shit, she's early. Who's early? 79 00:05:20,650 --> 00:05:25,330 If this is another one of those nosy home nurses, I will send her straight 80 00:05:25,330 --> 00:05:26,330 like the last one. 81 00:05:31,850 --> 00:05:32,890 A pet inspector. 82 00:05:33,450 --> 00:05:37,270 Mum, they're spraying deadly chemicals. You've got to get out. 83 00:05:37,490 --> 00:05:39,090 Oh, please. 84 00:05:39,430 --> 00:05:43,850 Your father and I were tear gassed in Ghana. I think I can handle a bit of 85 00:05:43,850 --> 00:05:45,150 repellent. Come on. 86 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:49,510 Make sure they stay inside. I don't want them anywhere near your father's last 87 00:05:49,510 --> 00:05:50,650 rooster. Sure. 88 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:51,850 Come on. 89 00:05:52,550 --> 00:05:57,350 In you go, in you go, in you go. Okay, now get your hair and I'll let you know 90 00:05:57,350 --> 00:05:58,830 when the house is free from toxins. 91 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:19,560 Simone. 92 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,620 Simone, this is my brother Arthur. 93 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,100 Arthur, this is Simone. 94 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,100 She's one of my regulars. 95 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:32,800 I crafted those beautiful, sensual, naturally full lips. 96 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,580 Arthur, be honest, they're too big, aren't they? 97 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,400 No. 98 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:39,980 Big compared to what is what I would say. 99 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,140 Just a bit is fine. 100 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:43,860 I just wanted to fix. 101 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:47,520 Now, take a look around. Just soak it all in. 102 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,220 This doesn't feel right. 103 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:56,920 Listen to me, Artie. Do you think Dad moved all the way from Ghana, built a 104 00:06:56,920 --> 00:07:00,820 from the ground up, slaved his ass off in that soy little restaurant seven 105 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,800 nights a week just so he can die poor? 106 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,300 Get with the program, bro. 107 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:08,240 Besides, Simone is just looking. I'll take it. What? 108 00:07:08,810 --> 00:07:09,890 You want to buy our family home? 109 00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:13,630 Yeah, I mean, this will all go. But yeah, the energy is quite nice. 110 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:15,750 And I don't mess with energy. 111 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,990 We have a few more interested parties coming through today. 112 00:07:19,310 --> 00:07:20,310 1 .4. 113 00:07:23,430 --> 00:07:24,610 All right, 1 .5. 114 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:27,550 I'll just talk to the other vendor. 115 00:07:27,850 --> 00:07:28,850 Keep going. 116 00:07:30,170 --> 00:07:33,050 What the hell is Mum going to say? 117 00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:36,230 This is an offer, Arthur. Do you see any signatures? 118 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:39,980 Half of $1 .5 million. 119 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,960 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold your horses, baby bro. We've got to pay for the aged 120 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:44,960 care fees first. 121 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:47,140 And that's after I take my 3 % age in commission. 122 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,060 Which is over. 123 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,160 It's limoncello. 124 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:05,140 Couldn't leave it in the house. Arthur used to steal it when he was a teenager. 125 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:07,760 Oh, dear. 126 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:09,960 Don't panic. 127 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,940 I've got just the thing. 128 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:16,480 My kids used to get wasp bites all the time. 129 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:25,680 I'm sorry. It's just that in my day trades, people didn't get lip fillers. I 130 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,660 guess that's a win for feminism, right? 131 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,940 Mum, what did you do? 132 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:32,080 It's fine. I appreciate the honesty. 133 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:35,710 You're standing on him. Excuse me? 134 00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:38,429 You're not standing on anything, Mum. 135 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:44,990 That's where he died. He was putting on his shoes. It was an aneurysm. And now I 136 00:08:44,990 --> 00:08:49,170 wonder if he was the lucky one, considering where these awful children 137 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:50,370 sending me. Mum! 138 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:53,610 I'm so sorry. It's fine. She's getting on. 139 00:08:53,930 --> 00:08:57,770 You've got a lovely home and family. I'll get an offer to you in writing 140 00:08:58,090 --> 00:08:59,490 I'm so sorry, yeah. 141 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:15,410 The next time there is a surprise inspection, I shall be on that couch 142 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:16,530 own bikini line. 143 00:09:18,430 --> 00:09:20,290 Well, are you coming? 144 00:09:23,790 --> 00:09:30,670 Welcome to a land of comfort, independence, and Zumba every Friday 145 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:33,890 Oh, Mum, what do we reckon? 146 00:09:35,210 --> 00:09:36,730 Just as I thought. 147 00:09:37,930 --> 00:09:39,460 It's... Fucking awful. 148 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,280 Properly, Mum. 149 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:42,580 Please. 150 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,160 Ta -da! 151 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,420 Home sweet home. 152 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,640 Northerly aspect to die for. 153 00:09:51,940 --> 00:09:52,980 Dining room up the hall. 154 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:56,800 Yoga and Pilates every morning to get that chakra singing. 155 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,500 Oh, mum! 156 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:05,860 What? She obviously loves birds. I thought I'd flip her one. 157 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,200 Sorry. 158 00:10:07,850 --> 00:10:09,050 So, any questions? 159 00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:13,510 Ah, yes, I do have one. How many people have died in here? 160 00:10:13,730 --> 00:10:18,670 Oh, honey, people are dying to get in here. I'm telling you, it's a nice 161 00:10:18,670 --> 00:10:24,650 kitchen, view of the gardens, and you've found one of the four emergency 162 00:10:24,650 --> 00:10:25,830 response alarms. 163 00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:27,950 Good on you. 164 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:29,910 A bit easier than cigarettes. 165 00:10:31,650 --> 00:10:36,010 Seriously, Mum. A bathroom over here, a cupboard slash laundry behind. 166 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,460 And to my right is where the magic happens. 167 00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:43,620 Can we have a word? 168 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,900 I just want to talk to him about his workout regime. 169 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:56,100 Look, I know that you're a worried son or partner, but she needs some space, 170 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:59,460 yeah? Oh, you don't know what she's capable of. Listen, there's always 171 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:01,680 resistance at first, but she'll come around. 172 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,580 She's strong, fit, smart. 173 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,240 She's got this. 174 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,360 Oh, my God. 175 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:11,480 Wait. 176 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:16,100 Might as well start piling the dirt on top of me now, ass up. 177 00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:18,820 We're going to need a minute. 178 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:27,160 This is payback, isn't it? For me wearing my Madonna bra at your sweet 179 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:32,400 Mum, if anything, this is payback for you and Dad making me be the 180 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:36,200 human sandwich board at the front of the girls' college every day after school. 181 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,100 I mean, that's the best type of cruel. 182 00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:39,340 Oh. 183 00:11:39,630 --> 00:11:43,030 touch the walls here, Arthur? Where is all my stuff going to go? 184 00:11:45,010 --> 00:11:46,990 We're not selling the house, Mum. 185 00:11:47,810 --> 00:11:52,510 Robbie was just... Do not throw your poor sister under the bus. I mean, she's 186 00:11:52,510 --> 00:11:54,810 got a family to worry about, a career. 187 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:57,590 You don't think I want all those things as well? 188 00:11:57,810 --> 00:12:02,790 No, I do not. Because if you did, it'd be you and me in your father's 189 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:05,950 instead of that dusty old police sign. 190 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:11,120 Why do you think I'm using the money that Dad left me to build the website? 191 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:15,500 Okay, why do you think I'm trying to patch things up with Dee? I am trying to 192 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,660 get my shit together. 193 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,440 Come on. 194 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,620 Please, Mum, what's it going to take for you to take this seriously? 195 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:32,820 Fix it, all right, love? 196 00:12:38,619 --> 00:12:42,180 Fine. Okay, I'll fix the chess piece. But please, can we move quickly? 197 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,120 We're already running late. Dee's going to kill me. 198 00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:47,220 Oh, she doesn't deserve you. 199 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,640 Then she got into a fight with the chef because he didn't know the difference 200 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:10,340 between guard kinky and fancy kinky. It's like, you don't even like kinky 201 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:19,800 Okay, so option A is the concept I would personally choose because it's clean 202 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,740 and elegant and speaks to men's lifestyle without isolating a female and 203 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:24,740 -binary audience. 204 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:29,720 Yeah? Okay. And then option B is just some garbage I threw together because I 205 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,240 know what you like and I think you'll choose this one. 206 00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:34,350 Yeah, you're right. I'll go with B. 207 00:13:35,050 --> 00:13:37,790 Okay, I'll send the assets over this Arvo. 208 00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:44,110 All right. Well, it was lovely chatting about you. 209 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:47,450 Boy, hey, we haven't talked about us yet. 210 00:13:47,730 --> 00:13:49,470 Well, there's nothing to talk about. 211 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,210 You haven't even mentioned my new mo. 212 00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:53,770 It's hideous. 213 00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:56,690 Well, at least send me an invoice. Dad's paying. 214 00:13:57,790 --> 00:13:59,830 Consider it a birthday present, okay? 215 00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:03,350 Mum forgot. 216 00:14:06,210 --> 00:14:07,210 That sucks. 217 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,270 Okay. 218 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:17,350 Oh, 219 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:20,170 that's too much. Well, you could have done it yourself. 220 00:14:21,890 --> 00:14:22,890 That clamp? 221 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:27,750 All right. Now, it should only take ten seconds. 222 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,560 Let's imagine. Oh, can we not, Arthur? 223 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,480 Let's imagine that we gave it another shot as a couple. 224 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,100 We want different things, Arthur. 225 00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:45,800 You want kids and suburbia and Friday night takeaway. 226 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:50,580 You want more sex, I get it. Arthur, I want connection. 227 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,920 Look, I know six months is a long time to not have sex, but just because I 228 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,500 didn't touch you with this part and that part doesn't mean that we weren't 229 00:14:56,500 --> 00:15:00,160 connected. Okay, I think I am going to invoice you. I was grieving, Dee. 230 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:02,960 I mean, I'm ready now. Let's touch parts. 231 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:06,520 You want to do it at your place? We can touch parts in that bush over there. 232 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,140 I've never been all ready. I've got a job, Arthur. 233 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:13,140 As an in -house designer at the Ngunnawal Gallery. 234 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:19,280 Yeah, look, sorry, I'll be the first to admit I haven't committed all of the 235 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,320 Indigenous Nations to memory. 236 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,600 Canberra. Canberra? Yeah. 237 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,820 Yeah, I can live and work in Canberra. I mean, I just need the internet. Does 238 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:25,820 Canberra have the internet? 239 00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:29,100 I'm going to go alone, Arthur. I'm sorry. 240 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,040 I'm rebuilding my life, Dee. 241 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:37,260 That's what you wanted. I want you to not care about what I want. 242 00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:43,220 And despite that thing growing on your lip, you seem to be doing pretty well. 243 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:46,480 I think you should be thanking your mum instead of trying to kick her out. 244 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,520 Stop that fruit! 245 00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:49,820 Whoa! 246 00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:51,940 Sorry. 247 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:54,100 A toddler took it for a bowling ball. 248 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,900 Oh, that's okay. I mean, I played D -grade soccer all through school, so I 249 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:58,900 pretty prepared. 250 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,220 Anyway, sorry for interrupting your date. 251 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:05,120 Oh, no. 252 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:06,900 This is not a date. 253 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:09,800 Well, let's hope that our little friend doesn't go for a spare. 254 00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:13,380 Bye. 255 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Is it a date? 256 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:20,980 How long until you're not grieving with the cute fruit shop girl? 257 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,620 I'll see you when I see you, Artie. 258 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:53,970 Mum, what are you doing? 259 00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:59,690 Oh, just seeing what I can fit in my new glorified coffin. 260 00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:02,430 And you're just letting her do this? 261 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:04,569 It ain't my house. 262 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:08,569 You're going to have to get out of the way because I want to fit this 263 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,329 in. Oh, no, Mum, stop, please, OK? 264 00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:12,430 Shh. Everyone be quiet. 265 00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:18,089 Poor chum from next door's really barking up a storm. 266 00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:19,650 Arthur, look. 267 00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:23,380 I'm shrinking. 268 00:17:23,579 --> 00:17:26,119 My whole world is shrinking. 269 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:32,120 I'm like a little mouse in a shoebox begging for gulps of water from an 270 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,120 eyedropper. 271 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:35,880 Mum, 272 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,120 come here. 273 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:46,720 You always said your happiest times were when you were travelling through Ghana. 274 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:50,560 You didn't have any of these useless possessions in these photos. 275 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:52,200 But you know what you did have? 276 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:57,820 Oh, I had malaria in that one. I just didn't know it yet. You had Dad. 277 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,720 And maybe Dad's all you need right now. 278 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,240 Oh, Mum. 279 00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:05,420 Of course. 280 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:11,280 You miss Dad, and I miss him too, more than I even realise. We all miss him. 281 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:17,300 You'll never separate me from my Leo, will you? 282 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,100 Mum. 283 00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:25,550 Wherever you go, Dad goes. 284 00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:27,310 That's a promise. 285 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:35,970 Well, in that case... 286 00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:42,590 Mother, where is she going? 287 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,650 Mum! Mum! 288 00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:47,050 Wait! 289 00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:57,930 He would rather have been flushed than go to the toilet. 290 00:18:58,190 --> 00:18:59,930 Stop. Stop. No. Please. 291 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,390 Don't. 292 00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:03,730 Don't. Stop. 293 00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:08,710 He's in my mouth. 294 00:19:10,130 --> 00:19:11,170 My eyes. 295 00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:13,430 My eyes. It's worse than a... 296 00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:26,130 It's the cigarettes, the ashes. It's not normal, Mum. 297 00:19:26,570 --> 00:19:28,330 And what's normal, Arthur? 298 00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:33,090 It wasn't normal for your father and me to be together in 1970s Australia. 299 00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:37,430 But there we are. We are not talking about 1970s Maggie. We are talking about 300 00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:38,309 today Maggie. 301 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:43,830 Yeah, and today Maggie does not need an ungrateful son trying to kick her out of 302 00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:47,010 her home and turn his back on the family business. 303 00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:50,850 Today Maggie almost burnt her own house down with her grandkids inside. 304 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,940 Thank you for fixing my chess piece. 305 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,980 Now I've got to go and do some cooking. 306 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:13,180 And if you wouldn't mind, could you please turn the stove on for me? 307 00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:14,820 Thank you. 308 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:23,320 There's a time and a place for those sort of conversations, Artie. 309 00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:25,260 You better find a way to say sorry. 310 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:46,810 Oh, don't trouble yourself. I'll do this. Kid, can you stay in here, please, 311 00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:47,910 where I can see you? 312 00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:52,490 He's dying, you know. 313 00:20:53,630 --> 00:20:54,509 Who's dying? 314 00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:55,870 Yeah, who's dying? Nah. 315 00:20:56,850 --> 00:20:57,850 Cover your ears. 316 00:20:58,170 --> 00:20:59,430 Chong from next door. 317 00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:01,630 I know a death rattle when I hear one. 318 00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:05,890 I'll be damned if he isn't playing chess with the Grim Reaper as we speak. 319 00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:07,450 I am the Grim Reaper! 320 00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:08,670 Die! 321 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:13,540 Darling, why don't you go and explore Mama's old room, see if you can find a 322 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,920 photo of her and her goth stage. 323 00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:16,380 Yeah! 324 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,780 What's a goth? 325 00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:23,280 He was old when we were kids, Artie. He must be 90 % dust by now. 326 00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:28,500 No kids, no competition. If he goes, we swoop with both those properties. We'll 327 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,940 have developers licking their greedy little lips. 328 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,800 Oh, is that the secret to Simone's naturally full lips? 329 00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:38,380 Greed. Why are you Googling drive times to Canberra? 330 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:39,860 What's happening in Canberra? 331 00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,340 Nothing. 332 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:42,900 An art gallery. 333 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:46,560 That Dee might be working at. 334 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:49,940 Don't even think about it. 335 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,060 No, I was writing an article. 336 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:56,020 Listen to me, Arnie, no good road leads to Canberra. Dee's moving on. You should 337 00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,320 too. Thanks, Mum. 338 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,620 Oh, here, Mum, I can do that. Don't worry. Oh, I can handle plates, Arthur. 339 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:05,400 And if anyone's looking for me, I'll be in the kitchen. 340 00:22:18,030 --> 00:22:19,410 You better go too. Sorry, kid. 341 00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:24,710 Oh, Arthur, Arthur. 342 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,730 Can you just check that the stove's off? 343 00:22:28,690 --> 00:22:29,690 Yeah. 344 00:22:33,570 --> 00:22:35,250 Peanut soup was great, Mum. 345 00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:46,410 The, um, guy at the... 346 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,640 Assisted living village was nice. 347 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,580 Maybe you could teach him how to play awari. 348 00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:57,720 Mum, is that a cigarette lighter? 349 00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:03,300 Oh, Jesus Christ, Mum. You can't be starting for... Stop. 350 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,620 Do not take another step. 351 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:12,080 You really give me the shits, Arthur, you know that? 352 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:17,620 You never would have lumped your father in with those boring old white people at 353 00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:21,140 the home. Oh, but you were happy enough to do it with me. 354 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:26,880 And I don't know whether that's racism or sexism or both. 355 00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:29,940 We're just trying to keep you safe, Mum. 356 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:37,420 You know, the night you were born was the first time your father told me he 357 00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:39,040 wanted to start a restaurant. 358 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,520 A legacy to build for our family. 359 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,860 He was so excited. 360 00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:52,780 And you must have been too, because you didn't sleep for two friggin' years. 361 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,300 But you know what? 362 00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:03,080 In that moment, I remember thinking I had everything I needed. 363 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,740 Us four, this house. 364 00:24:18,030 --> 00:24:19,210 never forget that day. 365 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:22,870 I just wanted to make it special for you, Arthur. 366 00:24:24,170 --> 00:24:26,350 Happy birthday, Arthur! 367 00:24:26,770 --> 00:24:30,130 You get 36 birthday punches, don't you? No, no, no. 368 00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:38,550 Look, see, there's the house and the laundry and the cigarette I 369 00:24:38,550 --> 00:24:43,250 caught you smoking and the tissues I find under your bed. 370 00:24:43,490 --> 00:24:46,770 Oh, and look at that, Arthur. 371 00:24:47,290 --> 00:24:48,950 The queen not broken. 372 00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:55,590 I mean, that queen is definitely a little wonky, but you're right. 373 00:24:56,630 --> 00:24:57,630 She's not broken. 374 00:24:58,770 --> 00:25:00,110 I'll give you a hand, Maggie. 375 00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:03,210 Hey. 376 00:25:04,450 --> 00:25:08,990 Did you... She remembered, not me. I thought it was next week. 377 00:25:09,970 --> 00:25:10,970 Here you go. 378 00:25:11,190 --> 00:25:12,230 Here we go. 379 00:25:12,650 --> 00:25:15,330 One for you, my darling. Thank you. 380 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,600 Okay, dig in. Oh, lovely. 381 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:20,500 Mmm. Oh. 382 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,920 That's really decent to think, Maggie. 383 00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:30,900 Is that a Ghanaian recipe? 384 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,300 Mum, this is disgusting. 385 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:34,940 Is there any sugar in there? 386 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,080 Oh, so much. 387 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,700 I used half the container. 388 00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:41,300 Mmm. 389 00:25:45,930 --> 00:25:47,170 Oh, Mum, this is salt. 390 00:25:47,510 --> 00:25:51,090 Oh, I thought the batter tasted a little bit tangy. 391 00:25:51,370 --> 00:25:52,590 Can we have some cake? 392 00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:57,510 No, no, absolutely not. No, no, no. In fact, I think Mummy might have some 393 00:25:57,510 --> 00:25:58,730 chickpea bliss balls in her bag. 394 00:25:59,890 --> 00:26:00,890 Thanks, Mum. 395 00:26:06,570 --> 00:26:07,570 Thank you. 396 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,880 Don't worry, it's just me. 397 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:22,440 Do you know there was a little bud in the bottom of the sticky packet that Mum 398 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,200 found? It was a 2002 weed. 399 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:26,459 Ooh, vintage. 400 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:27,940 Yeah. You going live? 401 00:26:28,340 --> 00:26:29,340 Mm -hmm. 402 00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:30,640 What did you leave it with? 403 00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:33,560 It was a birthday without Dad. 404 00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:39,160 Bit of a sob piece, but... You gotta write what you know. 405 00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:43,940 OK. 406 00:26:45,130 --> 00:26:46,130 Here we go. 407 00:26:51,090 --> 00:26:52,870 And now it's out there for the world to see. 408 00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:57,630 Congrats, baby bro. I mean, you're a big old dork. 409 00:26:58,230 --> 00:27:00,670 But you're a dork that Dad would be super proud of. 410 00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:05,790 Anyway, we're off. 411 00:27:06,610 --> 00:27:07,610 You don't want to stay? 412 00:27:07,630 --> 00:27:09,850 The kids can stay on my bed. I can sleep on the couch. 413 00:27:11,410 --> 00:27:12,830 I think it's still raw for Liz. 414 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:20,850 Oh, some things never change. 415 00:27:21,630 --> 00:27:23,050 I'm off to get your father. 416 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,430 Apparently ashes aren't good for the soil. 417 00:27:25,830 --> 00:27:28,790 Plus, it'd be nice to have some company in my new place. 418 00:27:35,490 --> 00:27:36,830 Simone sent through the contract. 419 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:38,830 And? 420 00:27:39,330 --> 00:27:43,850 I think we'll wait till old mate next door cocks it. If you and I get both 421 00:27:43,850 --> 00:27:46,150 bucks together, you're squilling it. 422 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,380 What do we do till then? 423 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:51,920 Well, that's up to you. 424 00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:57,940 Hey, Mum. 425 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:04,960 Would you mind if I lived here with you for a bit longer? 426 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,000 I suppose we could make that work. 427 00:28:09,260 --> 00:28:10,500 No more fires, though, OK? 428 00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:13,160 No more fires. 429 00:28:15,950 --> 00:28:18,650 Now go put Dad back in the garden. I can see worms in that thing. 430 00:28:24,190 --> 00:28:27,530 Every now and then you make a good decision, baby boy. 431 00:28:28,970 --> 00:28:30,250 I'm proud of you. 432 00:28:33,530 --> 00:28:36,810 Your father would be happy. He loved being outdoors. 433 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,620 Shag him with a samurai sword. 434 00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:07,220 Uh -uh. 435 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,740 Good as new.